- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Knock knock. Come in.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

A seal walks into a club.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

What's funnier than 24? 25

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

im a dragon, no im not

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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