- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

A midget walks under a bar

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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