- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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