How do you hold someone in suspense?

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YEAH THEY DO.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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involved parents.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Anti Joke

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