Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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