Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Your mums a penis joke.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Jews

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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thermodynamics?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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