Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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