- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man made a sandwich.

i cant think of one.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

An atheist walks into a church

Women's rights.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

im black

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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