Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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