- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Nock Nock It's open.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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