What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Woman.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Billy Cundiff.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Obamacare haters

Anti Joke

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