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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Worst joke ever

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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