- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Your mom.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Darude - Sandstorm

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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