Your mom.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who is mark

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

Shut the cork up!

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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