watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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i like tits

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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obama's promises

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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