Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Snausages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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