What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Butt Sex.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

The WNBA.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Hi Jacob You cool

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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