http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Breast cancer.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Turn around.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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women's rights.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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