What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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whoa there

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Anti Joke

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