Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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That's not what she said.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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