- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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