- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Civil Rights.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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