what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

fart+fart=poop

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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