What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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The Pope

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Justin Beiber

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Proof reading

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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