- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

fart+fart=poop

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The cow went moo

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

why?

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

A disabled man walks into a bar.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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