Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Like if you like big tits.

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:O + :P = 69

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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