Reed is poopin

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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dislike this...please.

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