- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

FAP

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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