Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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what happens during a climax apples

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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terry stockton is straight

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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AVB

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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I'm banging your sister.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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