What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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1 + 1 = 3

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Weiner

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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