what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Halo < COD

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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:O + :P = 69

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Women.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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