What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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How are you? Yes

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Halo < COD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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