A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Michael Brown

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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