Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Michael Brown

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