- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

what happens during a climax apples

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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