- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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