- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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