Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Your mother is a man.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Yo daddy!

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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