A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Cold camel scrotum.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Watch your lips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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