A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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women outside of the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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You smell like shit

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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wnba

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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