- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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