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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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