Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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