Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Chicken

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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