- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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What did the fish say? Moo

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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