Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

WNBA

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

What's brown and sticky? Shit

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

the real mccoy

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

hi patrick

kyle dosnt eat dick...

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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