Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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who farted your mother

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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poop

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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