Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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vbh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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hi michael

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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fkda

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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