- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

liam buchan is gay !

What just hit my face? The floor

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

Guess what? No.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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