Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

WNBA

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

The penn state football administration

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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