- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Not Steve Jobs

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

guess what chicken butt

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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