- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

T-Dog scare me

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Reed is poopin

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

since when?

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