- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

women outside of the kitchen

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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