Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

a ginger has a soul

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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