Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Jason Connor.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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