- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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