Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

black people

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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i saw your mom, i said hi

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

dislike this...please.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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