- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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