What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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this is gay

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Toaster

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This is not a joke.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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the real mccoy

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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whats brown? poop.

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