- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Waseem is not a funny guy!

a man walks into horse bar

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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