- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

thumbs up!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

DOWN

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??