- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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