why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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a ginger has a soul

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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