What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Hi.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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