- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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